he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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