this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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