Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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