i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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