I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
