Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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