i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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