btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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