She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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