You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
from now on my penis is your penis
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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