I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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