Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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