Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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