I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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