So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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