I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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