Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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