Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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