Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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