STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That accounts for only three of the penises
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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