I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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