Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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