My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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