i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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