Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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