If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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