; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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