There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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