i just google imaged poop.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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