i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
3 2 1 whiskey
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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