So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Please, let me fuck your mom
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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