And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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