Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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