absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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