ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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