Did you just see the Batmobile???
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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