There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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