So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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