HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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