dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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