i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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