Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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