Sponge bath it is.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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