We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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