Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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