im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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