That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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