Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
