he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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