You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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