i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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