this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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