official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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