My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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