i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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