I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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